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snakegay:mike’s hard chamomile tea

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:40:26 -0400

mike’s hard chamomile tea

incorrect-overwatch-quotations:Sombra: i ain’t talkingGenji: sharpens knife we got ways of...

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 19:15:42 -0400

Sombra: i ain’t talking
Genji: *sharpens knife* we got ways of making people talk
*cuts a piece of cake*
Sombra: …can i have some?
McCree: cake is for talkers

justlookatthosesausages: how the hell exactly did the legendary four founders of Hogwarts decide...

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 13:54:34 -0400

justlookatthosesausages:

how the hell exactly did the legendary four founders of Hogwarts decide that houses were going to be sorted with a HAT

Salazar : what about we organise duels and the winner–

Rowena : no, are you crazy?? they’ll have a writing test, that’s it–

Helga and Godric, bursting through the door, completely drunk : A TaLkiNG hAT

Photo

Mon, 18 Jun 2018 11:53:39 -0400

strike-commandxr:@extervus

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 17:41:37 -0400

strike-commandxr:

@extervus

goodnightmoonvale:Superman’s real superpower is finding white button up shirts opaque enough to hide...

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 14:38:27 -0400

goodnightmoonvale:

Superman’s real superpower is finding white button up shirts opaque enough to hide a bright red, blue, & yellow Superman logo underneath without it showing through.

niamo: Nico: Hi, I need a doctors appointment Will: Okay how about 10 tomorrow? Nico: No I don’t...

Sat, 16 Jun 2018 00:54:04 -0400

niamo:

Nico: Hi, I need a doctors appointment

Will: Okay how about 10 tomorrow?

Nico: No I don’t need that many

Will:

beefnap: vampireapologist: vampireapologist: the human body is so fake like i’ll be reading the...

Sun, 10 Jun 2018 19:18:14 -0400

beefnap:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

the human body is so fake like i’ll be reading the news and it’s like “25 year old woman free falls 1,500 feet into 25 feet of snow, found alive and uninjured” and while I’m absolutely reeling over that I don’t even have time to process it fully before I look at the next article “25 year old man falls into shallow end of pool, dies instantly.”

like our bodies literally have the durability predictability of an iphone

one time I misjudged how steep a “hill” was and proceeded to slide down the slope of a cliff for a full half minute and hit the bottom unscathed.

then I tripped on the stairs on my way to see Neon Genesis Evangelion and shattered my entire kneecap.

We have god mode or one hit K/O no in between

whitmoreindustries: The next Avengers movie is gonna start like

Sat, 09 Jun 2018 01:05:26 -0400

whitmoreindustries:

The next Avengers movie is gonna start like

yeehawnzo: “Any last words Agent Mccree?” “Y’all’d’ve” (mccree...

Sat, 02 Jun 2018 00:51:52 -0400

yeehawnzo:

“Any last words Agent Mccree?”
“Y’all’d’ve”

(mccree takes one for the team to put efi through college)

bishopdane: Quote of the Day - “Character consists of what you...

Sat, 02 Jun 2018 00:51:24 -0400

bishopdane:

Quote of the Day - “Character consists of what you do on the third and fourth tries.” … Artist ~ Chris Owen

speciesbarocus:The Writing Room in the Tower at Sissinghurst...

Thu, 17 May 2018 22:49:06 -0400

speciesbarocus:

The Writing Room in the Tower at Sissinghurst Castle, Kent.

stevonnie-sandals: Y'know, you could just make up accents in dnd. Tried to give ur character an...

Mon, 14 May 2018 19:18:23 -0400

stevonnie-sandals:

Y'know, you could just make up accents in dnd. Tried to give ur character an Australian accent and failed? Well, there is no Australia in this fantasy universe, but there is conceivably a settlement of people who all speak in an accent which sounds, to our ears, like really bad Australian.

What I’m saying is just use the worst fuckong voices for all ur characters and if u get called out on then just say it’s how people talk in fricking green-mushrooms or wherever ur character comes from. Make your party suffer.

spookyghostiesandthings: derpomatic: glumshoe: semoka: glumshoe: It’d really suck if I got ice...

Sat, 12 May 2018 20:27:20 -0400

spookyghostiesandthings:

derpomatic:

glumshoe:

semoka:

glumshoe:

It’d really suck if I got ice or water-themed superpowers. I’d have to wear blue and white and gray instead of the reds and oranges I prefer.

wear the reds and oranges and pull an iceland/greenland on em

“I have cornered you in this aquarium, where your fire powers are useless!”

“Fire powers? Dude, I’m an ice hero. I freeze shit and manipulate water. Also, I love aquariums. Thanks for the free entry!”

“But… you’re dressed like Guy Fieri…?”

“Yeah haha. I have an autumnal complexion.”

Also, no superhero should have a name that gives away the power set.

Misdirection - “Get him, Lasereye!”
“Haha, my mirror will deflect your, wait, why are you made of stone now?”

They call him laser eye because he once blinded himself with a laser pointer and it was the funniest shit they’d ever seen

malik-zaki: mikemcspooky: Here’s my idea for an Overwatch...

Sat, 12 May 2018 19:53:19 -0400

malik-zaki:

mikemcspooky:

Here’s my idea for an Overwatch character; It’s just Athena strapped to a modified segway with a gun duct taped to her side.

Will 100% play Athena

symmetraismygf: symmetraismygf: concept: payload map where the payload’s path goes through a drive...

Sat, 05 May 2018 22:17:13 -0400

symmetraismygf:

symmetraismygf:

concept: payload map where the payload’s path goes through a drive thru

vampireapologist: me n the girls hanging out after we got cursed by an evil sorcerer

Sat, 05 May 2018 21:49:08 -0400

vampireapologist:

me n the girls hanging out after we got cursed by an evil sorcerer

shromo: when the boss music slaps but you’re tryin not to die

Thu, 03 May 2018 10:03:15 -0400

shromo:

when the boss music slaps but you’re tryin not to die

snowwhties: #marriage

Mon, 30 Apr 2018 20:05:50 -0400

snowwhties:

#marriage

velocesmells: I’ve been playing too much overwatch and breath of...

Mon, 30 Apr 2018 20:02:33 -0400

velocesmells:

I’ve been playing too much overwatch and breath of the wild